I will provide a detailed prompt attached to this question. This is supposed to be a satirical essay.

You have some leeway with the length; it should be between 3 and 5 pages. You may

use references but they are not required. You may also invent references as part of

the satire; you may invent statistics and anecdotes as long as they are believable. If

you invent, no need to reference. Your paper should be in MLA format.